clownmitts:

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I want to give him a big ol’ kiss

kaiyves:
“Imagine having your typo immortalized in a subway ad in a city of 8 million people.
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kaiyves:

Imagine having your typo immortalized in a subway ad in a city of 8 million people.

one-and-five-nines:

asgardodinsons:

Thor + some of his under-appreciated intelligence

Leave dumb!Thor in 2012

polocarlachristian:

#dick really forgot for a sec there that people don’t know bruce is batman

funnypages:
“ “So in the first issue of Batman: Damned, we get to see the Batawang
”
Batman: Damned #1
”

funnypages:

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Originally posted by chadmedia

So in the first issue of Batman: Damned, we get to see the Batawang 

Batman: Damned #1

#Batawang   #Batdong   #Batpeen   #Batipipí   #NSFW   #blessed   

superficialscorpio:

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captain america’s favorite shame phrases

lightshadowverisimilitude:

roachpatrol:

  • i didn’t punch hitler in the face for this
  • you guys are giving me grey hair
  • this never happened in the forties (said with completely straight face)
  • i just don’t think you’re living up to your true potential
  • america wasn’t founded for this
  • i know if you look inside yourself you’ll realize you’re a better person than you think you are
  • that’s it, i’ll be in the freezer until further notice, wishing i was still dead
  • in all my years of leading troops i have never seen such blatant disrespect (said with completely straight face)
  • i’m not mad, i’m disappointed
  • i’m probably going to outlive all of my friends, again. did you know that? i think about that all the time. at night. all by myself. and these are the memories you want to leave me with
  • do you really think this kind of behavior is what our founding fathers expected future americans to engage in
  • you know what we had in the old days? dignity. (said with completely straight face)
  • ms potts, please book me a flight up north. i need to go lie down for another seventy years. 


shes-demons-jim:

Boys and girls of every age

Wouldn’t you like to see something strange?

Come with us and you will see

This, our town of Halloween

This is Halloween

This is Halloween

Pumpkins scream in the dead of night 🎃

This is Halloween

Everybody make a scene

Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright

It’s our town

Everybody scream

In this town of Halloween

I am the one hiding under your bed 🛌

Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red

I am the one hiding under your stairs

Fingers like snakes 🐍 and spiders 🕷 in my hair

This is Halloween

This is Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

In this town

We call home

Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

In this town

Don’t we love it now?

Everybody’s waiting for the next surprise

Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can 🗑

Something’s waiting, no, to pounce,

And

How

You’ll

Scream!

This is Halloween

Red ‘n’ black, and slimy green

Aren’t you scared?

Well, that’s just fine

Say it once, say it twice

Take a chance and roll the dice 🎲🎲

Ride with the moon in the dead of night 🌕

Everybody scream

Everybody scream

In our town of Halloween!

I am the clown with the tear-away face 🤡

Here in a flash and gone without a trace

I am the “who” when you call, Who’s there?

I am the wind blowing through your hair 🌬

I am the shadow on the moon at night 🌑

Filling your dreams to the brim with fright

This is Halloween

This is Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Tender lumplings everywhere

Life’s no fun without a good scare

That’s our job, but we’re not mean

In our town of Halloween

In this town

Don’t we love it now?

Everybody’s waiting for the next surprise

Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back 💀

And scream like a banshee

Make you

Jump

Out

Of

Your

Skin! ☠️

This is Halloween

Everybody scream

Won’t ya please make way for a very special guy?

Our man Jack is King of the Pumpkin patch

Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King, now!

This is Halloween

This is Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

Halloween

In this town we call home

Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

romanoff-murdock:

any superhero: *gets arrested and sent to an interrogation room*

matt murdock, 3 seconds later:

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msmarvel:

The Dora Milaje and The Valkyrior.

Bonus:

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lanternwisp:

jaykyled:

stop saying “fuck batman” is jason’s thing as if he has a monopoly on it. y’all forget hal jordan has first dibs and every other person who has ever worked with bruce is in line too

“fuck batman” is a universal sentiment within dc canon and anyone who doesn’t know that is a fake fan

queeranarchism:

chicklette:

qlazzarusgooodbyehorses:

foxsgallery:

shinelikethunder:

can we please bring back “in poor taste” as a concept

Because at some point it got folded in under “problematic,” and now every damn thing that has Unfortunate Implications or deals with sensitive topics indelicately enough to raise hackles or gores somebody’s sacred cow is treated as a grave injustice or a threat to society. Online activism culture has lost the vocabulary to express “this deals with touchy stuff in a way many people might find inappropriate, and you should probably avoid it if insensitivity on this subject gets you angry/upset, but it’s not promoting hateful ideas or demeaning people or affecting anything but my opinion of the creator’s sense of tact.”

I think this really an important post.

We’ve fallen into such a rut of “everything is right or wrong, no inbetween” that stuff that’s merely in poor taste is conflated with things that are actually offensively malicious.

this is so well worded like i been trying to say this for awhile thank you

Damn. This is the thing.

I also kinda dislike that people started saying ‘problematic’ when they could be specific about what someone did wrong. It becomes this vague scary thing that someone ‘said something problematic’ and you don’t know whether they passionately defended nazis or made a clumsy joke about retail workers. And because we don’t know what someone means but we do want to be safe a lot of us just assume to worst and avoid people labelled ‘problematic’. This makes is a very effective tool to bully out people for minor flaws and to reinforce purity culture and disposability culture. 

justiceleaque:
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justiceleaque:

zorekryk:

@justiceleaque

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dailydcheroes:

Dick Grayson in the new “Titans” trailer

#Uhhh   #Hmm   #Uhhhh   #Hmmmmm   #I like Dick?